I don’t know how we survive it, another year nearly out and we’ve partied like it’s 1999 ,no scratch that I was working for the queen then, stop thinking kyle an just write , always do that me myself n I, sidetracked whilst drinking cheap cherry ade. Right pub is the word of the day , many a pub has had my presence,usually I won’t remember leaving and I’m sure folk sneak tickets in my jeans an stamp my hand when I’m sleeping cause I can’t remember being there. stones in the dam I have vague flashbacks of large round tables and truffles the only thing on the menu I’m sure it was morning before we got hoofed out, ladyboys dancing in gogo bars with ping pong balls, I’m sure one old bag was maginleys ex bird ting tong, leidesplien square , follow the tram lines , goddamn bananahead, talking to the pot heads was like watching walking dead.
Bar 21 Manchester , told off by the scaghead woman bouncer, ruining my rendition of this charming man with my shirt in the air only to be told off like zammo, I do like that bar ( indie refuge).pie n chips in Scott’s favourite London boozer the garrick n floating down the Thames on the dixie queen (ska disco), booked on already for next april ,yous gotta start early if y gonna fit it in (tip).
Now when I’m at hum in a creature of habit, don’t travel far me,n don’t ask me out for a meal ,can’t do both and carling wins -Duke I’d where the heart is,whenever I’m in stinckley (not often) it’s always good to be entertained by own own in house comedians and piss heads and without a doubt ,and I would say this cause it’s mine , it is the best pub by far.
Porto and Liverpool left this year then off to goa for 3 weeks rest before the fun and tears start again for another year at gods will.x
Puissiez vous to us ime vie longe et gaie.x